? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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