it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He did a backflip because drugs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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