He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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