take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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