i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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