from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
one might say we're banned from that church
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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