What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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