your room smells of hookers.
And success
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
