just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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