This is not my ceiling
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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