ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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