Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She's the barista slut.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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