when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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