ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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