so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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