i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
grandma shit on top of the toilet
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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