Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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