I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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