so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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