everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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