Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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