shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's shark week go big or go home
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize