I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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