TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My penis needs a shock collar
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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