do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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