Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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