dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
