There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Boobs are out for the taking
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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