I'm lost and stupid without you.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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