when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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