i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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