I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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