god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My life is pants optional.
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