Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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