He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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