Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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