and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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