i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We named our party play list daddy issues
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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