How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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