When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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