I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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