You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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