We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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