he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
only you would photoshop your dick
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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