So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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