Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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