a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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