You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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