i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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