I want to stick my p in your. b.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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