I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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