Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
His nipple licking is glorious
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