I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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