It's like God shit irony all over that family
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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